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Ive got the case of Mondayyy bluuuuesss... sigh this is so no goood... here's some reading stuff of mondays cheering on-liners... maybe can cheer me up; cheer u up-- ermm maybe lah. 

20 Funny Monday Morning One-liners To Cheer Us Up 

1. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
2. A day without sunshine is like..., night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
8. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
9. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
10. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
11. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
12. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
13. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
14. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
15. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
16. OK,..... so what's the speed of dark?
17. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
18. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
20. Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Nways here's some other motivational stuufsss.. 

Opportunity... often it comes disguised in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat. Napoleon Hill

The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek. Joseph Campbell

Some people see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not. George Bernard Shaw

Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly. Robert F. Kennedy

It's not the situation…… it's your reaction to the situation. Bob Conklin

Do or do not. There is no try. Yoda, 'The Empire Strikes Back'

Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances. Thomas Jefferson

Do not wait for your ship to come in - swim out to it. Unknown

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only grow if you are willing to feel awkward and uncomfortable when you try something new. Brian Tracy

To be blind is bad, but worse is to have eyes and not see. Helen Keller